a message from the elders
Sep 6th, 2010 by MrCult
why not join The New Believers, its based on the teachings of one of the surviving roswell aliens, and is not a religious cult, our main goal, is the fight against nasa, and revealing the truth about the alien illuminati, to register your interest, reply with the phrase,”I believe”,you will meet the elders, in one of there many power seminars,learn about, the secrets to self improvement,psychic powers,past life connection,teleconisis,astral projection,and remote viewing,
I was in a group that lived in the moon and worked as a cheese physicist.
The internal sun was small but the were large shrooms.
Often Glenn Beck would be there with Azagthoth and they had a lot of baloons for sale of different colors. I bought one and after laying with it, it broke open and there was a black tarry ball that vapourized and rushed up my nose.
But then suddenly I felt better than I had ever felt in my life. Yog was instrumental in THE RED BALLOON
“I believe” the elders don’t have accesses to the source so that means im there GOD bahahahaha ah ahahaha Bow DOWN BOW DOWN BOW DOWN
oh shit cyrax would fuck up kevin nash anyday
Look you only have to sign over all your assets. Great deal
@AFROMANFAN You recognized him also? I knew them as “Bo and Peep” in Oregon many years ago. They called themselves that as they said the message was important, not the messenger. There is little new in this world, and don’t drink the Koolaid. All apologies to the Elders of course.
… Somewhat. I believe you.
im sorry elders please do not harm my aura…. i thought in my head it was fake but now i know the truth and the way of the elders please forgive my failings
where can i join the new belivers ?? i want in
hahahahahhaaha
Yeah, people starting a comment fight over a video about tin foil hats. You know what they say about starting a fight with someone on the interweb. It’s just like competing in the special olympycs.
its milhouse
The extermination penalty will be applied to this comedy cult. LOL.
i swear this shit is fudging funny as hell
Not to disrespect your “elders” however why is a morphed face, and lower-pitched voice of Marshall Applewhite, the infamous cult leader of “Heaven’s Gate”, responsible for the death of 39 people speaking throughout this video? Also you spelled telekinesis wrong in the description, also you must have spelled it the same way when making this video because whatever text-to-speech program you used pronounced it wrong.
GREAT VID
one question: why do you hate nasa?
I Believe! I BELIEVE!!
Robert Morning Sky or Bek-Ti.~* The Fa-Ether people I know direct me to not surround myself with cursing and enrgy of lower dimesnional aspects..Where is GRACE in your teachings of the ?..elders..?.. You oppose NASA and the directives of Jack Parsons?.. Brainwashing eh..now I have SEEN your face beneath the mask brother.. you and ALL your elders will be part of my dreams now; so spare the trhreats of retribution. I believe..you are not telling ALL the truth
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
bullshit fuck this
There’s only one way that I would join you. Take note elders
To recruit me you’ll need;
A large ass plasma screen HD ready T.V.
The greatest porno on earth playing on that T.V.
The softest couch in the world
Hayden panettiere sat on that couch naked and ready to blow me.
A gorgeous hooker ready to feed me ice-cream.
And a shit load of beer, whisky, vodka and hash.
Fulfill my requests and I shall grace you with my presence oh wise ones………
Hmmmmm. Maybe if you offered more incentive like potato chips or nachos, then more people would join. Ya see you have to understand human psychology. Offer free pizza baguels at your next meeting and more people will want to come. Maybe vanilla ice cream would work better and glasses of diet coke. However if you want more women to join, why not try offering double-whamy choco-chip cake. I BELIEVE!!! But there had better be refreshments! God help you if there aren’t any refreshments!
@mrmauricethemandos
Do you even know what you are talking about? That word is a misinterpretation of something even less understood.
CyraxandFlyrax is AWSOME! May the orb of tamycron be in thy presence.